Friday, February 1, 2013

Copenhagen Fashion Week, Day Two: Feral Cheryl Alert: Yrma Ends Her Shift At The Factory With a Visit To The Designer's Nest Runway and Fashion Fair

Has Mary actually gotten a sense of humour about her multiple piercings!?
 
 
Today, La Comtesse de Potts Point showed up at the Designer's Nest fashion fair and runway event at the Bella Centre having just clocked out from her shift at the Holden Commodore assembly line (Mary mans the boring station). Wearing a lady factory worker version of a worker's jumpsuit in a practical, no-iron, cotton-poly blend, with new Kate Middleton-esque Prada short boots that judging by the design of the extra wide ankle area were never actually meant to be worn with a skirt, but rather, under pants (as she did with them in Spain the other day), Mary arrived ready for her Fashion Week duties despite having given up on this patronage for the past several seasons (thank goodness for Marie stepping in at the last minute).
 
What was she thinking pairing this coal miner's dress with fancy bogan accessories like one earring that celebrates the multiple piercings from the mall? She looks ridiculous! And this on the heels of looking like Elvira's corny older auntie the night before? What a Feral Cheryl! Moral to the story: bogan just doesn't wash out in the shower. Even a royal shower. Or Derf's golden one. But mostly, Yrma looks OLD. She's not old, and yet she looks like damaged goods that have jumped the shark and forever turned the corner. Hey, Mares, time to stop focusing on the superficial stuff and start giving back and doing something meaningful in the lives of actual Danish people. Hm? Partner up with your husband, as per Anne Sophie Hermansen, and do something beautiful in people's lives? People who aren't Bogansons, mind you. Try to wrap your head around that one. Get back with us on thatty.

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Photos: Torkil Adsersen

16 comments:

  1. horrible looking boots! they look like clunky clown shoes! they're so huge on her and yes she totally stole that idea from Kate's frequently worn suede brown ankle boots. except Kate's booties actually fit her properly. they don't look like two extra feet could fit in the boots like dumb Mary's here. ughhh she continues to be a dumbass.

    Stay stupid Mary! it suits ya!

    what a royal mess!

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  2. what is the meaning of these outings ? how is this giving back to the public?
    it's just a chance for Mary to show off her Prada boots!
    Prada or not they do not go with that polyester ugly dress.
    MARY IS DOING A GOOD JOB MAKING PEOPLE ANTI-ROYAL!!! JUST KEEP ON PARTYING, HOLIDAYING, SHOPPING WHILE DENMARK GOES DOWN THE TOILET!
    THE WOMAN IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING OFF THE CONTENT OF HER CLOSET. useless piece of shit you are Mary!

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  3. how many holes in her ear?
    Mary tries so hard to be this edgy trendsetter. she
    tries so hard to be the IT royal girl.
    Hah:::Hah:::Haha..sorry Pathetic Mary that title belongs to Kate by way of the fact she belongs in the British royal family and guess what? That's really the only royal family the Americans know and care about. They don't care to know you and you won't break into their market either. You Mary
    don't have a global reach like Kate so quit trying to set some trends and fads with your ridiculous earring ..LOL ... Le sigh le sigh!

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  4. Sorry to deviate... but just looking on MyRoyals website, photos of King Karl Gustav... OMG he is seriously creepy, I know there has been rumours about him but he is totally yuk. Its clear his wife and Princess Victoria don't like him either. And as for Princess Madeleine's fiancee, he's awful too. For such a pretty girl - she sure is unlucky in love; I don't see that marriage lasting, he's also creepy

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    1. I agree. He is creepy. It Think HE wants her because She is a princess

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    2. you wouldn't be royal if you weren't a major freak! they're all creepy!!

      leading the creeps are Juan Carlos of Spain and Karl gustav of Sweden<<< ---beyond perverts! lol

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  5. Those boots are beyond vile. The dress looks like it was converted from a mechanic's boiler suit. Yuck.

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  6. She has no style and looks old and empty. I can imagine this woman as my Queen. Fred, do something!

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  7. Billedbladet brings an article called 'Mary elsker de klassiske benklæder'. OMG completely empty/meaninhless article. But There is not much to write about when it comes to yrma.

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  8. I see ear wax!!!

    eww !!

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  9. How many outfits did Mary sponged off of these poor designers? She's such a user always looking for freebies. Such a lowlife this woman is. These designers are just starting out and Mary will just take whatever freebies she's offered. She needs to buy her crap she wants. Kate does! She doesn't accept gifts and so if the designer does well because of her/his association with Kate it's because she wasn't given the stuff for free and be accused of a walking commercial product. Mary needs to do the same not just live off freebies and questionable money donations..
    nasty woman!

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  10. She has already lost her looks in spite of its plainness. The loose skin under her chin and around her neck is no joke to a narcissist like yrma.

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  11. The boots are not Prada. They are Maison Martin Margiela and look very elegant on Mary's slim legs.
    I like the dress too.

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    1. Sure you came from "Saint Claire´s Institute for People with Fashion Disabilities"

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  12. Mary's wearing the uniform of the cleaning company that cleans my building at work. Mary looks all ready to scrub some toilets. Someone give her a toilet brush, a bucket and a mop and put her ugly behind to work.

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